with electric love

6 days ago, I got all wisdom teeth out. Went under general anesthesia, woke up so drunk I wanted to party not giving a flying fuck about my bloody gauzes.

6 days later, I am still in pain and I still look like a fkn chipmunk! GAH! The past 6 days have been nothing but HORRIBLE! On the 2nd day, I looked like a mutated chipmunk. NO JOKE! Even my roomie was afraid to look at me! I dared NOT to step outside for 3 days straight. Not only because I looked like a monster but because I was in pain.

Taking pain medications was NOT so pleasant either. Vicodin, usually me best friend, stabbed me in my fkn back and made me super nauseated to the point I yakked out everything I ate... or shall I say drank!

The hardest obstacle of this whole experience is the fact I CANNOT EAT real food!!! I am so sick and tired of drinking soup! I am SO DONE! Don't matter how good of a soup and don't matter how I usually love every kind of soup, this week....I HATE IT. I HATE IT with a passion! I mean, everyday?!?! It killed me to watch my roomie have his oh so delicious Taco Bell, while I drink my gawddamm squash soup! Seriously!? And with all this soup diet and yakking, you would think I'd lose weight. But noooo. Not one inch. Not one measly pound!

Now, I'm able to eat some solid foods. Well, actually just one kind...noodles! I usually LOVE noodles, but I'm already sick of it! Ramen, pho, spaghetti, fried saimin, cup of noodles, etc. NO MORE PLEASE!!! Don't get me wrong, I love pudding, jello, and especially yogurt... but they're not REAL food!

Also, I'm so SICK of constantly rinsing my mouth with warm water and salt! Or worrying about my around the clock Ibuprofen medications. Or having to do warm compresses on my cheek every so often. Or not being able to smile or laugh or talk for long periods of time. Or not being able to run/jog without feeling my cheeks bounce. Or not being able to brush my teeth thoroughly and feeling like my breath stinks all the time. Or feeling like my jaw is dislocated. GAH!

This blows. This really sucks ass.

But the upside to all of this, at least I finally got it over with! Next up... braces.